I’m surprised by the overwhelmingly positive reviews for The House Swap. While I loved the premise of this book, it wasn’t my favourite – disappointing, because it just sounds so darling and fun.
First things first, assuming you’ve read the blurb and are just hear for the dirt, I’m going to dive right in. The “hero” is a douche. A few chapters go by and we find out his entire job is buying distressed companies and making hoards of people redundant. A man comes to his flat and begs him to reconsider, since he’s worked for this company for twenty-eight years and in three months, he’ll have access to the pension he’s been paying into for all that time. If he’s made redundant now, he can’t ever access that money. Our hero James – the guy we’re supposed to root for – pauses in the foyer of his multi-million-dollar apartment and basically says “that’s too bad but that’s also life! I have to go! Please never bother me again with the fact that I just torpedoed your entire retirement!”
It’s awful. This is mentioned once and basically never again. James is also callous about pretty much everything. When he swaps homes with Cassie because of his psychotic ex-girlfriend (and REALLY he NEVER caught a glimpse of her behaviour before? This was hugely far-fetched), she leaves him lots of helpful notes, puts new sheets on the bed and food in the freezer and even waits around so she can give him a tour. He’s enormously rude to her, shocked that she would go to so much trouble (he stripped his own flat down to the basics and leaves her to buy everything she needs) and by and large, he’s irritated by everyone he meets. How does this dude have friends?
Again, a douche.
Throughout the story, the plot is revealed solely through dialogue, which left me unmoored at times. Cassie is supposed to be an author of a successful book series, but she never writes, researches or spends any time on WHAT BROUGHT HER TO LONDON IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. James doesn’t seem to do much of anything besides complain about his surroundings. He plays around with the idea of destroying a wildlife habitat in order to put up a hotel for millenials who hate nature, but his dreams of ruining the landscape that Cassie loves are quashed.
There’s also a large plot around Cassie’s supposed infertility and her quest to undergo IVF. I admit her longing for a baby was alien to me (she never seemed to want an actual child, if that makes sense, just a squishy baby to cuddle – which, I get it, but that kid is going to grow up my dear) and I didn’t find that it entirely fit with the plot, even though I can see how the author thought it would, since James is determined to be child-free.
Onto the “love story”. Cassie and James apparently fall in love, though they sure didn’t in my copy of the book. This is largely due to the time jumps. All of a sudden, a month has passed and Cassie and James have apparently been “talking every day”!! Well that’s lovely! Would have been nice, as a reader, to be privy to that! It just felt lazy to me. We need to be shown the love, not just told about it. Not to mention, the dialogue between them doesn’t sound like the way human beings talk. It’s as if they’re aliens trying out English for the first time.
The drama between them seems manufactured at best. I won’t say any more, as to avoid spoilers.
I wanted to like this very much, because the premise seemed so escapist and lovely, but the abundance of dialogue, time jumps, asshole hero who makes people redundant for a living and everything happening behind the scenes (please show me the characters falling in love!!!) make this a two-star read for me.
Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.
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